When are they going to finish those transporter beams?

HELP ME!!! "They force feed me toothpaste in an effort to hijack the plane!"

I completely understand the need for safety on domestic and international flights - really, I do. I travel a lot and appreciate the effort that everyone is going through to ensure that I don't end up falling to the ground in a million little pieces. But honestly people, if they want to get something on the plane they are just going to do it.
Determined people will go to great lengths to do what they want to accomplish.

I seriously think that not allowing passengers to carry BLISTEX but welcoming a CIGAR CUTTER(?! What? You can't even smoke on the plane!) is a tad bit crazy. And KY Jelly? Need I go there? I must be insensitive because I do not see the medical necessity of bringing that on the plane while I have to leave my hand cream or FIRST-AID CREAM at home or in my checked luggage. But that is just my opinion of the matter....what do they care.

In case you want to know what you can and can not bring on the plane check out the list below, you will be surprised. (or maybe not)

http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/prohibited/permitted-prohibited-items.shtm#1